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THERE WAS ONCE A YOUNG MAN IN A PSYCHIATRISTS CARE.

SEEMS HE WORKED IN A PICKLE FACTORY AND HAD A RECURRING SEXUAL/DESTRUCTIVE FANTASY: HE WANTED TO PUT HIS PENIS IN THE PICKLE SLICER.

MONTHS OF THERAPY PASSED AND THE PSYCHIATRIST FELT HE WAS CLOSE TO CURING THE MAN OF HIS FANTASY, WHEN THE PATIENT STOPPED KEEPING HIS APPOINTMENTS. ONE DAY THEY PASSED EACH OTHER IN THE STREET. THE PSYCHIATRIST SAID "HEY, HOW COME YOU DON'T COME TO YOUR APPOINTMENTS ANYMORE?"

THE MAN SEEMED EMBARRASSED AND ADMITTED THAT ONE DAY AT WORK HE JUST COULDN'T HELP IT. THE URGE TO PUT HIS PENIS IN THE PICKLE-SLICER WAS OVERPOWERING, SO HE DID IT.

THE PSYCHIATRIST WAS AGHAST AND ASKED THE PATIENT WHAT HAPPENED.

"WELL, I GOT FIRED"

"YES! YES! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SLICER, MAN! WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PICKLE SLICER?"

"OH, SHE GOT FIRED TOO!!!"

author: kris - topic: witz komm raus
 

ille - October 2, 2002 at 2:59:05 PM CEST
 

Re: THERE WAS ONCE A YOUNG MAN IN A PSYCHIATRISTS CARE.


damn, what is a pickle slicer?

 

kris - October 2, 2002 at 3:01:59 PM CEST
 

Re: what is a pickle slicer?


gurkenschneiderIn

 

ille - October 2, 2002 at 3:03:43 PM CEST
 

Re: THERE WAS ONCE A YOUNG MAN IN A PSYCHIATRISTS CARE.


na da gehts ja...

 

ESCguest - October 2, 2002 at 3:14:48 PM CEST
 

Re: THERE WAS ONCE A YOUNG MAN IN A PSYCHIATRISTS CARE.


...do you like it ?

sing it

....you can do it ..

...yes he can !!!

(great great songs ..hach)

 

Gero - October 2, 2002 at 3:27:35 PM CEST
 

Re: THERE WAS ONCE A YOUNG MAN IN A PSYCHIATRISTS CARE.


Och neeeeeeeeeeee

Kalauer, Kalauer

Es fing fast an wie diese Geschichte, die angeblich im DDR- Pathologenmagazin stand, in der ein junger Mann sich eine gigantische Masturbationsmaschine in der Scheune gebaut hat und dann darin gestorben ist

 
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