Geezerz need excitement - If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence - Common sense simple common sense - Geezerz need excitement - if their lives don't provide them this they incite violence - Common sense simple common sense - Out the club about three, to the take-away - The shit-in-a-tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly - Geezerz looking ordinary and a few looking leary - Chips fly round the sound of the latest chart entry - An incendiary waiting to blast - No harm with the contest who can throw the furthest - Behind the counter they look nervous, but - Carry on cutting the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick - Then over flies a chip, flips, and hits you on the back - You spin round on the attack - 'Fuck you playing at? he looks like a cheshire cat, almost falls down - Your frowns and superman eye lasers don't even register - By now you want to leather this twat - And forever your gonna regret that, your choice of path - So mash his head up and your girls now fed up - But stop to think and it's never gonna be the Jackie Chan scene it could have been to end up